Do you need a smile today?
Mr. Again was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. He opened the back door to go turn off the light but...
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tell me that didn't really happen, though. great joke...it IS just a joke, right?
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To be honest, in Jamaica I doubt they would have come even if I told them I just shot the burglars! Good one Faina. I hope you're just joking about the burglars breaking into your shed though.
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Ha! I don't even have a shed!Don't you think the language and the grammar were too good for me to doubt even for a moment? Sure, I copied a joke and switched the names making my Mr. a hero When I get...
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I hope I remember this right.A couple arrives late one night at a hotel. The couple had been driving most of the day and after many, many miles on the road they came upon a highway exit with a hotel....
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A Russian speaking newcomer to American took his pregnant wife to the hospital, but during the delivery, when he found out they were twins, he fainted. He didn't come to for a few days so his brother...
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Mr. Again approaches the secretary of the burial society. "I'm here because my wife is dead, and I have to arrange for her funeral." "Your wife is dead?" asks the secretary. "How can that be? We...
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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,...
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I really did need a smile today. You made me crack up. Thanks.
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A skeleton walks into a bar...Bartender asks "What will you have"?Skeleton says "A beer and a mop" ----------------------------------------A Kangaroo hops into a bar and orders a martini.Bartender...
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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"His...
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And on the medical news front:In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also...
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here's one from an email:By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second...
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This will not only make you smile... you'll crack up! GuaranteedDad and Son Laughing
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